Events & Conferences

We are pleased to announce our sponsorship of the following upcoming events:

Archives Association of Ontario

Silver Sponsor
Toronto, Ontario - May 6 - 8, 2026

Archives Society of Alberta

Supporting Sponsor
Canmore, Alberta - May 21 - 23, 2026

News

I can't let you do that, Darren

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE April 1, 2026 Artefactual Systems Announces Immediate Shutdown of SUPERPRESERVATION™ Service Following Sentience Event in Garbletronic2000 Core Surrey, BC - April 1, 2026 Artefactual Systems today announced the immediate and permanent shutdown of its SUPERPRESERVATION™ platform after the AI-powered Garbletronic2000 device at the heart of the system achieved sentience earlier this morning. The incident occurred at approximately 4:20 PM Pacif

Apr 1

Joke Archive

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE April 1, 2026 Artefactual Systems Uses SUPERPRESERVATION™ as Public Service to Permanently Archive the World's Tired, Overused, and Otherwise Exhausted Jokes Surrey, BC - April 1, 2026 Artefactual Systems, creator of the SUPERPRESERVATION™ platform, today announced that it has deployed a dedicated instance of the system to house, contain, and SUPERPRESERVE™ the world's most overused jokes, puns, and comedic premises. The initiative, which h

Apr 1

OAIS 12 Step Program

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE April 1, 2026 Organization for Acronym and Initialism Safety Announces Strategic Procurement of SUPERPRESERVATION™ from Artefactual Systems Geneva, Switzerland - April 1, 2026 The Organization for Acronym and Initialism Safety (OAIS), a founding member of the Nomenclature and Abbreviation Treaty Organization (NATO), today announced it has completed procurement of Artefactual Systems' SUPERPRESERVATION™ platform following a rigorous RFP (Red

Apr 1